Gina Rodriguez Masturbation Absolution

Priests have screwed up whole generations of Catholics, telling girls they should feel guilty for tickling the taco all while luring their male classmates into the confessional for a diddle. Gina Rodriguez was raised Catholic and was later cast in the lead role of Jane the Virgin. So you know she’s down for anal, but she probably feels bad about it. She recently expressed the shame she felt when it came to fanning the fur burger.

“In all honesty, I used to feel guilty for masturbating,” Rodriguez told Bust magazine in its August/September issue. “Oh, my God, this extreme guilt! And that lasted way too long. Or maybe I masturbated too much!”

I believe most of the self-doubt comes from women who don’t know when they’re done masturbating. With guys, it’s one and done. For women, it’s more like Ferris wheel action. You thought the ride was over, but the attendant never let you off. So begins the incessant questioning of whether you should go for another round. Thanks to porn now women have to compete with squirters being the crux of female orgasm. More women are starting to feel the tribulations guys feel with the underachieving self-sack action. I can’t hit an apple off someone’s head 50 yards away when I orgasm. I’m okay with that. Just because your physical anatomy doesn’t allow you to culminate your love into the greater end of sock when finished doesn’t mean you need to feel embarrassed. It just makes clean up harder. 

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