Kris Jenner Still Dropping The Simpsons

For those who admire people who use all the tools in the tool shed, behold the vapid apparatus known as Kris Jenner. Or as People refers to her, America’s favorite momager. And so they shall continue to do so if they want access to those adorable grandkid photos.

Jenner was on a podcast deep diving into everything interesting about herself, which necessarily involves stories about other people. She’s like the team owner interview after a Super Bowl or World Series win. Nobody wants to hear from them, but they did pay for the party. Compliment the coach and the QB and back to your swank private-party. We’d like to hear from the brown and black people who won this thing now.

Jenner reminded the audience that she was Nicole Brown Simpson’s best friend at the time of her murder. Simpson was unavailable to verify the claim. Jenner insisted she had standing lunch plans with Simpson the very day after the murder occurred. Also, she was with Nicole Simpson in New York when she bought the infamous leather gloves for her then husband O.J. who would allegedly wear them the night of the murder. 

Jenner felt right away that O.J. likely did it. That’s how insider close she was to the situation. Also, Dead Bob Kardashian asked her to carry the murder weapon in her rectum for six hours before relocating to its final hiding place. Did she do it for Dead Bob or the Hall of Famer who had fucked Khloe into her but a few years earlier? Next podcast.

Some may find it crass for a woman to conjure up the ghost of a gruesomely murdered acquaintance from twenty-three years earlier merely to score conversational radio points. Fuck those people. They’re the same people who can’t fathom the Daily Mail running dozens of random pedo rape stories in their paper. Who’s not looking for clicks in 2017? Not the winners.

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