Katy Perry Killing the Fap

One of the lesser noticed elements of the 2016 Presidential election was how all the female celebrities who pushed for Hillary committed with their own lady boy cropped hair cut. Though they told their stylists to give them the Bieber, because Guatemalan hairdressers had no clue what a Hillary was. Only that they got a VISA gift card to vote for her despite being illegal.

Katy Perry has put her resistance efforts largely into trying to look like a Saved by the Bell B-plot nerd and waiting for her team to finish synthesizing her very personal album on the iMac. With news that she took $25 million to help re-launch American Idol on ABC, Perry is nothing but authentic to the cause. That being trumped up girl feuds and soaking in the cash of gender politics whilst in vinyl pant suits. 

Pop music has always found a way to evolve without ever improving. Hint, everybody’s favorite teacher in grade school sold the same classroom jokes for thirty-five years. The audience changes every year but stays the same age. Katy Perry had a ten year window when she could’ve meant something important. Mostly by showing her tits. Now it’s over. This is like watching Bruce Jenner move from fresh juice infomercials to castration. Lost potential dies a thousand deaths.

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