Ashley Graham Has Answers (VIDEO)

Ashley Graham brought the girth of her knowledge on fat women wearing heels to the Steve Harvey audience of giggling obese women. The short answer is, you can’t raise dump trucks up on blocks.

Graham has carved herself a generous slice of the limited heavy lady modeling pie and she’s not sharing. There’s literally nobody else making one-tenth of what she makes in the same subset of the industry. She’s got a Ma Bell monopoly on stuffed sausage modeling. If you were wondering whose buying into her P.T. Barnum body positive sideshows, witness the decked out the tall stack BBWs lining the rows of the Steve Harvey audience.

Graham claims she cried when she first read the social media comments about her initial swimsuit appearance in SI. She was expecting a far more positive reaction. Either because she’s lying or she misunderstands how social media works. You couldn’t go wrong betting on a little bit of both. 

Immensely corpulent people will never rid themselves of the stigma of being hapless and lazy. It’s nature’s way of telling people, hey, don’t be so fucking fat. You will be butt of jokes. That’s even before you’re bound to an electric scooter in the ice cream aisle at the grocery store. Graham battles the aura of gluttony by continuously posting thirty-five second grueling workout clips. Or sweating in front of the paparazzi for up to a full minute.

Graham’s the first highly paid model who isn’t lying when she says she eats whatever she wants. Don’t hate the tubby player. 

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