Kourtney Kardashian Not Serious, Just Fucking

An insider source to the Kardashians, so Kris Jenner, tells the tabloids that Kourtney Kardashian isn’t serious about the young model she’s hanging with, they’re just fucking. Only she said “hooking up”, because that’s how 60-something pimps with a Christian upbringing mince terms.

Younes Bendjima is often mentioned as a boxer turned model, though he began modeling for major European fey male brands at seventeen, so it’s unclear when all the boxing occurred. As a light skinned Algerian, he’s the perfect compromise for the older Kardashian sister who has held out against the remainder of the family’s black-men only policy. Either you buy into the market research or you don’t. He’s 23 to her 38, which allows for convoluted explanations about what Kourtney deserves in retaliation for Scott Disick fucking tons of young models.

The Kardashians will do wonderful things for Bendjima’s modeling career, and in turn he’ll agree to be exploited, used up, and driven into the arms of hard narcotics. Pretty men at twenty-three have short time horizons. Lamar needs somebody to split the rent. It’s all good.

Becoming the Kardashian boyfriend is the 2017 equivalent of sending your sons off to foreign wars. It was nice knowing you, Johnny.

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