Bebe Rexha Fits Gay Pride Like a Glove

Bebe Rexha isn’t the more enticing looking millennial pop music star, but to her credit, she’s musically talented. She’s self-taught on several instruments and writes any number of the bigger songs for her prettier peers. Selena Gomez and Rihanna aren’t bouncing compositions around the study at two am. There’s no shame in being behind the scenes. Barry Manilow wrote the songs that made the whole world sing. It only get weird when he brought his manicured puppet face into the spotlight.

It’s hard to escape your Albanian heritage. Also the pot roast sandwiches. This makes you perfect for gay pride parades. You need to look attainable. Not that the guys want to fuck you, they want to be able to look like you as they stride along in drag. Rexha offers up tranny homage possibilities in spades. What self-respecting cross dresser doesn’t own red leather hot pants and a soft midsection? That’s rhetorical. Like asking if anybody knows a Dominican relief pitcher.

Miami Gay Pride parade settles into about ninth on the list of LGBT signature events. You’re not going to Katy Perry or Madonna. Caitlin Jenner can’t fit under the restricted height underpasses. You got Bebe Rexha. Nailed it.

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