The Rock And Vin Diesel Butt Hurt

Dwayne Johnson apparently legitimately hates Vin Diesel. It likely started with Vin acting like a prick because he’s jealous of The Rock. Basically, Diesel is a shorter, more doughy Dwayne Johnson and probably has issues with his sexuality, whereas Johnson could get a BJ from Melania Trump in one text. It’s not an entirely exclusive list.

Diesel somehow arranged for his double chin to receive executive producer credits on the entire Fast Furious franchise. That explains why he is inexplicably cast in them, and also why all actors hate themselves.

This didn’t happen into this by accident. Diesel was incredibly ambitious in his younger years and produced a series of short films which got him cast in Saving Private Ryan and then promptly demoted and never hired again. This male porn star has over achieved to say the least.

There’s a hot beef between Diesel and Johnson. If that sounds vaguely gay, it’s not strong enough. Enough so that The Rock wrote a really catty post about it on Instagram, which would be embarrassing to a lesser man:

“My female co-stars are always amazing, and I love ’em. My male co-stars however are a different story. Some conduct themselves as stand up men and true professionals, while others don’t. The ones that don’t are too chicken s–t to do anything about it anyway. Candy asses.”

Diesel responded by not inviting Johnson to a bunch of promotional events for the new Fast Furious movie. Like when your boss tells you you’re off toilet cleaning duty. What a drag. Junkets suck.

Everyone needs to carve out their niche. But you can’t be way worse than another person at their exact same thing and be a cunt about it. Channing Frye doesn’t trash talk LeBron James, he knows his role. Diesel doesn’t, although he’s probably huge in Japan. If The Rock doesn’t cock slap him in the near future, he needs to turn in his pro wrestler tights. 

_{Photo Credit: Universal Pictures}