Christina Milian Isn’t Playing

The bleached blond hair should have been enough. Ease into your new character. Basic cable triple threat Christina Milian went all in at the Power Rangers premiere and post-party with the striking color and the tits falling out of the dress. NASA spent the 60’s focused on a lunar landing. Not a lunar landing and how to make peas not taste like tin in frozen dinners. Outsource to Swanson. It’s too much. 

Straight chicks get crazy with the tits spilling out at gay parties. Blame the lesbian Ranger. It’s like white guys mentioning their cousin in prison in mixed racial crowds. You’re trying too hard. Also, your cousin went to jail for child porn. You can start to understand why so many men want to make drive-by babies with this woman.

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Here’s Elle Fanning’s nipples showing in Los Angeles this past week. Notice the contrasting styles. Two women, four nipples, a world of possibilities on how to expose them in public. Also yet another reason for topless male joggers to feel stupid.