Megan Fox Has to Work

Megan Fox seemed fully separated from her vertigo experiencing long-term unemployed former husband, Brian Austin Green. His mysterious illnesses limits his ability to work. Hanging out in the sweet digs his wife pays for remains on the medically approved list.

Fox bore two children to the former Beverly Hills 90210 second tier cast member and latter day DJ, split and announced a pending divorce. She forgot the rule about hot women making super bad decisions. Both in unneeded plastic surgery and men. She reunited with Green and made another kid. Green has another older son from an earlier marriage. Four kids without a job is impressive. Mostly in Guadalajara. You’re welcome Trump.

Megan Fox has mouths to feed. She’s taken on the role as cover model for Frederick’s of Hollywood. Frederick’s is literally your grandmother’s lingerie store. Check her drawers next time you’re reprogramming her VCR. They’ve updated their brand line by going into lots of things you’d see a woman wear if you pay to go upstairs at a Moscow tourist hotel. It’s on the shiny side. Peer into it to make sure your three condoms are on securely. You won’t feel a thing. When she says, Da, you came, agree and leave the room before you get beat. Forget your wallet. It’s already been stolen.

_{Photo Credit: Ellen Von Unwerth for Frederick’s of Hollywood}