Aqib Talib Capped Himself Good

The Dallas PD released photos of the aftermath of Broncos cornerback Aqib Talib accidentally shooting himself in the leg. Or, maybe it was on purpose and he just wants to feel something. For every million cutters there must be an emo guy who shoots himself because his stepdad made him eat vegetables.

It’s unclear why the police department chose o release the medical photos, but the smart money is they think it’s hilarious. Talib also lied about the incident, which took place in a strip club, which is not surprising because outside of paying for sex the only thing to do in a strip club is make menacing eye contact with people of strange ethnicities.

Open carry is legal in Texas, but you may not carry a gun into a bar, school, polling place, courtroom, or post office. Let’s go ahead and put strip club on that list. In fact, just swap out post office. If that many people feel the urge to shoot up an establishment with no logical reason to be associated with violence, perhaps they deserve it. Where are my taxes going? How do you not have one fucking pen?

Talib should be thoroughly embarrassed, and perhaps he’ll learn his lesson. If you’re going to carry a gun around to compensate for your lack of manhood, at least learn how to work the fucking safety. On top of that your conveniently rhyming vaguely ethnic name seems suspicious. Don’t give Trump any more reasons.