Kardashians In Disguise On Hollywood Tour

Three of the Kardashian sisters got made up in prosthetics so they’d be fat and ugly on the outside too and hopped on a Hollywood open top tour bus for a lark. Nobody recognized them. Isn’t that crazy? They filmed the bit for their show mocking Middle Americans on those tour busses who pay to see the alleys where John Travolta does his missionary work with young boys. This is what happens when creatively blocked gay men at E! are tasked with coming up with episodes for three herpetic girls intellectually stunted at eleven.

Kendall was made to look pregnant which is funny because she’s the obvious lesbian in the family. Khloe was made to look hideous which is less amusing since it required the least amount of work. Kylie instinctively blew a father son combo on the bus from Kansas to see what her life would be like if she really were unattractive. Welcome to Hollywood. You have no clue how vacuous the women are until you get here. The men are worse.

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