Waiting for Gadot’s Tits to Grow

Gal Gadot, the Israeli actress who plays Wonder Woman in four to twenty-seven Marvel Movies, has small tits. Too small. This according to comic book nerds who feel that a mosquit0-bitten Wonder Woman isn’t true to the busty original. And those guys know a lot about breasts. Cartoon breasts. Will this stop them from masturbating to her? Of course not. Would anything have stopped them from complaining? Only long enough to masturbate.

Gadot went on Jimmy Kimmel to discuss the fitting process for the new Wonder Woman costume,

“I walked into this huge hanger filled with images of me as Wonder Women, which was surreal…and then they got me into the fitting room and then I tried the costume. And I was so happy and so grateful and thankful for being there and doing this role that I didn’t say anything about the fact it was so tight and I literally could not breathe…so I was just trying to get myself together… It was so small but I didn’t say anything.”

No shit they gave you a costume that was too small. That’s how Hollywood tells a girl who’s already hotter than ninety percent of the female population that she needs to ease into starvation. It worked. Gadot hit the gym, lost the baby weight, and got even hotter. Success is the best form of revenge. Time for implants.

Photo credit: Gal Gadot / Instagram/Splash