Mariah’s World Is Nigh

Because E! has more low achieving women and gay men in their audience than they have hours of programming to feed them, they announced the upcoming launch of a Mariah’s World, an eight part series getting to know the real Mariah. If you were on the fence about the fake Mariah, this should solve your dilemma. Mariah Carey refuses to call the program a reality show, insisting that it’s not about watching her get her nails done, it’s about getting to know the real Mariah Carey. While she gets her nails done.

I thought it would be a good opportunity to kind of, like, show my personality and who I am, even though I feel like my real fans have an idea of who I am. A lot of people have misperceptions about this and that.

So this would be a show about your personality for not real fans? Did anybody run the numbers on that audience size? The show will highlight Mariah on her new world tour. She’s largely omitting her two children who will live full-time with French Guyanese nannies. So no change for them. Also her new billionaire fiancee rarely will be featured because that would take away from Mariah time. This is Mariah’s world. We’re all just tugging one out to really old pictures of Mariah in it.

Photo Credit: Mariah Carey Performance In Glasgow