Jared Fogle Beatdown

Steve Nigg can’t catch a break. Busted for armed robbery and weapons charges, the sixty year old family man was sent off the the federal pen in Englewood, Colorado where he’s housed in the low security wing jam packed with kiddy sex criminals. Nigg has kids. A man can only tolerate so much dirt in this world. When Jared Fogle got transferred into his little multiyear detention nest Nigg broke bad and beat the crap out of Fogle. This isn’t the first or last time Fogle is going to get an ass whooping in the joint. Incarcerated criminals love enforcing their moral relativism. They also love to beat the shit out of fat Jews and their stupid fucking glasses. Dr. Phil on the rec room Magnavox is less riveting when your spitting out teeth. Four months down, 178 to go.

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