Kristen Stewart And Soko Seem Lesbian Happy

If chain smoking and denouncing your physical beauty doesn’t buy you the loathing of your parents you’re still seeking at twenty-five, there’s always the conveniently unattractive French dyke girlfriend. Classic go-to. Stewart and the French singer Soko have been seen locking lesbian pinky rings in Paris. if your name was Stephanie Sokolinski, you’d go by Soko too. Kristen Stewart’s been eaten out by a Stephanie before. That’s not what she’s looking for. This is all about having wardrobe deck you out in ‘urban lesbian’ and being seen making out with French Kelly Osbourne. The world will measure your upset accordingly. You could’ve bought her that BMW at sixteen and saved a lot of lesbian heartache. There is no deprogramming camp for spoiled.

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