Kendall Jenner Punches A Paparazzi

This is it. The net result of a decade and a half of neocon foreign policy and playing policeman to the world. Kendall Jenner punched a Frenchman. Right in his obnoxious. The guy was a photographer who got into her safe space after a night of Parisian clubbing and she let loose. The French dude reticently appreciated how the universe was paying him back for being a dick. Jenner’s team of bodyguards were less pleased because this reads like a major security wall breach. Congratulations, Tiny, you’ve been reassigned to protect Black Chyna. You’re going to want a good pair of gloves. Yes, latex and non-porous.

Photo Credit: AKM-GSI