Abby Champion Lands Patrick Schwarzenegger

Patrick Scwharzenegger did his bit pretending to go to USC and run a philanthropic men’s wear clothing line that sold almost eleven t-shirts during its run. Now it’s time to dig into the gravy train of being a handsome wealthy celebrity kid who can fuck whoever he wants. It’d be easy to judge his lackadaisical career and educational pursuits, more difficult to turn down his endless stream of hot college aged pussy. At some point, partying and fucking becomes your job.

Last year Schwarzenegger was boning Miley Cyrus which made everybody uncomfortable except for his father who occasionally asked if he could be the third Tonka Truck into the sand pile. Now it’s this co-ed model from Alabama with a nose that says No Jews Allowed where I summer. It’s good to be rich or pretty. Nail both and remember to use protection and you can have it all. The empty life seems particularly full.

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