Britney Spears Dances In Her Underwear (VIDEO)

Britney Spears Vegas show now labels itself a stage production rather than a concert. An admission that Spears’ wireless microphone and moving lips are entirely an illusion. Like pretending her male backup dancers are hunky ladykillers. The tracks are all recorded. She can still shoutout to Okinawa and Qatar in between shows. Spears quit the voice lessons and focuses almost entirely on working out. She posted a video to Instagram because everybody knows since the Kardashians that social media photos are air-brushed. This is really Britney. Her abs. Technically, her father owns them through a legal custodianship. Details. Keep dancing, songbird. Your underwear makes your voice sound like magic.

Play all three of these simultaneously, it’s zen.

A video posted by Britney Spears (@britneyspears) on Feb 23, 2016 at 1:51pm PST

A video posted by Britney Spears (@britneyspears) on Feb 23, 2016 at 10:19am PST

A video posted by Britney Spears (@britneyspears) on Feb 23, 2016 at 8:18am PST

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