Rob Kardashian Lost 40 Pounds Inside of Blac Chyna

Rob Kardashian has lost forty pounds which means he was way fatter than anybody imagined before because he’s still noticeably overweight. Blac Chyna is taking much of the credit because she rides his cock at the end of every day he stays committed to his low carb diet. Extreme ketosis has rendered Kardashian unable to question why Chyna insists on bareback for maximum calorie burn. The new couple have been posting cute pictures of themselves in their health regimen, which would be even cuter if Chyna wasn’t a rapper party human gift bag and Rob Kardashian wasn’t twenty-eight and living at home fucking an anchor baby into the baby mama to his little half-sister’s boyfriend. There goes the magic. Everyone agrees that however it happens, it’s a good thing that Rob Kardashian is getting fit. Those who have him in the death pool for 2016 feel similarly, though opposite. Can you die from Chlamydia? I’m asking on behalf of my wallet.

UPDATE: Kris Jenner just bought Rob his own $2.8 million home in Calabasas near his sisters. This is just the kind of great news that will confound people after his suicide.

Photo credit: Rob Kardashian/Instagram