Pamela Anderson Is Connected (VIDEO)

Pamela Anderson stars in a science fiction short about an aging blonde fitness instructor desperately battling mid-life with unfulfilling wellness programs. If you watch the movie waiting for the lesbian scene, you’ll be disappointed. Fuck, I did that twice. It’s unclear who the precise audience is for a slow moving film with Anderson looking wistful and longing for more in her life, but it’s arguably better than Prometheus and only wastes time minutes of your time.

Connected, by Luke Gilford, is a portrait of a woman grappling with aging, self-perception, and transformation in a technologically optimized world.

If your film sounds like a museum exhibit, I’m not watching. When Jane Fonda starts in with voice overs you’ll feel like you accidentally walked into the women’s room. This could’ve starred Halle Berry and won and Oscar. There’s your science fiction.

Photo Credit: “Connected” Vice Motherboard