Caitlyn Jenner Fires Back

Everybody Bruce Jenner killed on the PCH last year while hopped up on hormones and juice sued the shit out of him after the D.A. declined to press criminal charges. Jenner’s settled some of the cases with reality show cash, but many more linger. Jenner’s now countersuing the lady who was slow to take off when the light turned green causing Jenner and her budding AARP breasts and off road toy towage to become the victim of smashing into a bunch of people. Jenner’s representatives are claiming that the driver in the first car was “inattentive and did not proceed when the traffic light turned green.” If she hadn’t been a binary gender bitch with slow reflexes, none of this would’ve happened.

If you could sue drivers in Los Angeles for not proceeding when the light turns green, I’d be in Vegas right now making one indecent proposal after another. Jenner, you were the sympathetic one in that clan of transfused misfits. Stop reminding everyone that you’re a murderer. Nobody likes vindictive man hands on a woman.

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