Emily Ratajkowski Feels the Bern

Emily Ratajkowski wore a Bernie Sanders crop-top so now she’s a political activist. if she fucked Bernie Sanders she probably could’ve received an ambassadorship to somewhere cool. She aimed too low. Ratajkowski gave an introductory speech for Sanders at the University of New Hampshire. She played off the Gloria Steinem quip about young female Sanders supporters only being for Benie to impress cute boys.

So I am a young woman and um, well, just to make one thing clear: I’m here because I support Bernie Sanders… I’m not here for the boys.

The news came as some surprise to the boys in the crowd who were imagining dry fucking her tits and for one shining moment thought they were somewhere far cooler than a political rally. New Hampshire doesn’t offer that many extra-curricular activities in the middle of February. Staring at sweet racks is the mid-winter version of a Fall foliage tour. Gloria Steinem should’ve amended her statement to say that young chicks are pretty fucking stupid so there’s no accounting for their political tastes. That’s less offensive in some way. True in most ways. Now then, show us your tits for free college tuition. I’m paying taxes, so you kind of owe me.

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