Kevin Gates Schools Some Science (VIDEO)

Rolling Stone’s latest exposé is slow drawling rapper Kevin Gates d anti-vaccination advice to parent. Gates claims his three year old daughter is a baby genius thanks to never polluting her body with the mercury and used Bazooka chewing gum found commonly in white people conspiracy vaccines. Whether his daughter is smart enough to predict her own death by second grade remains to be seen. Gates has read a whole bunch of MUST SEE! clickbait and throws out additional medical advice like only birthing your kids at home and never letting a needle pierce your skin unless it’s to cover your body in Calvin Klein model tattoos. Nice try Rolling Stone. There are no rappers named Kevin. It’s hard not to feel a little melancholy for campus rape stories. At least they had a believable premise.