Lena Dunham Subs for Hillary

Lena Dunham took over the Hillary Clinton Instagram account for the weekend in a convergence of non-fetching women so intense it almost collapsed the space time continuum. Dunham kicked off the weekend with a few posts about her cute outfits and why wrinkly old vagina is really the best kind. Then she got low blood sugar and spent the rest of Saturday and Sunday locked inside a Lobster Roll food truck throwing twenties out the grease trap at the owner so he wouldn’t call the cops.

The Instagram account went conspicuously silent. The half-hearted effort was enough for Vanity Fair writers to suck up to their frightening boss with a brain dead adoration piece on Dunham’s brilliance. There are 43,000 zip codes in the U.S. Hillary Clinton is beloved in about eleven. Lena Dunham in about seven. Some smart kid should write his senior thesis on how these two came to be President and multi-millionaire, respectively. Then we should cover the thesis in mayonnaise and ask Lena Dunham to lick it if she agrees with its findings. It’s a trap. She won’t care.

Photo credit: Lena Dunham/Instagram