Russell Crowe Wants His Fucking Hoverboard

Russell Crowe took to Twitter to complain that Virgin Atlantic wouldn’t let him check his kids’ hoverboards on his family vacation flight.  Well, not him, but the Maori slave boys who handle his luggage:

Ridiculous @VirginAustralia. No Segway boards as luggage? Too late to tell us at airport.Kids and I offloaded. Goodbye Virgin. Never again.

Truly ridiculous. Offload! Offload!

Airlines have banned those idiotic Segway boards because they contain large-ass lithium batteries which can explode at altitude which apparently isn’t good for airplanes. Crowe complained that the airline should’ve warned him before he got to the Virgin airport lounge to get loaded on fructose and Tasmanian cocaine juice. The airline politely mentioned they had issued numerous email warnings, travel advisories, banned items lists, and social media posts telling everybody not to bring your fucking hoverboard to the airport.

Russell Crowe imparted a valuable lesson to his children. If you don’t get what you want, Twitter rant and walk away. What we do in life echoes in eternity, eh, Maximus?  Man-bitch is no way to go through life.