The Khloe Kardashian Ass Shot Economy

The Khloe Kardashian work day breaks out into four unique segments. Post selfie of your advantageously contorted body from distance. Await comments from one or more trolls. Respond with emojis and fuck you’s and Biblical verses. Collect fat paycheck. I don’t care how well you predicted the future, nobody had this pegged as a legitimate career field even just a decade ago.

It’s possible the Apostle wasn’t referring to your Twitter ass shots. Or the clucks who find you relatable because with fourteen hours of free time each day you manage to slip in a thirty minute workout and some radical Chinese body bindings. Idiots have always reveled in idiotic forms of entertainment. Khloe Kardashian is the donkey show of her day. The fact that millions of women idolize the donkey is the proper place for social scientific study. Your gym bathroom doesn’t look like mine. Where are the naked fat guys shaving?

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