Mariah Carey Loves a Parade

It’s not clear when Mariah Carey became the symbol of Christmas in America. Somebody got to inflating her up on Madison and 82nd in the staging area for the Macy’s Day Parade and there she came down the route waving and singing something pre-taped several weeks ago in a steam bath. In the past few years Mariah has gone from a sex symbol to your grandma who pulls out that low cut dress once a year just to experience anybody staring at her chest again. Carrying Nick Cannon ages you in Presidential years. Keep the oversized sunglasses on when Santa bones you. He has a reputation too.

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