Ahmed Mohamed Suing For $15 Million, God Is Fucking Great

That rapscallion who got detained at a Texas high school for being the only dark skinned Muslim kid who happened to be bringing a homemade clock to school that day is now suing the school district. He wants his dignity back. Also, his C4. Gonna need that for prank jihad day.

Ahmed Mohamed didn’t really make the clock so much as fashion an old alarm clock into something in a metal case that would today cause evacuation of half of Paris if found on a bench near the Champs-Élysées. Times being as they are, every single politically correct U.S. elected official declared the troublemaking scamp a victim of Islamophobia. Right on up to President Obama who invited Mohamed to the White House to fuck his wife so she could see what a non-closeted Muslim cock felt like in the sack. That seems wrong. He’s only fourteen. I’m pretty sure it happened.

Mohamed and his family took off for Qatar shortly thereafter but left behind a team of attorneys to sue for fifteen large. Should we make the check out to you or just to cash. What’s easier for ISIS?

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