Kylie Jenner and Tyga Sadly Parted

A girl reaches a point where she turns to see a greasy tattooed midget with his dick in her ass and thinks she can do better. Nobody hates themselves enough to date Tyga. Maybe Blac Chyna. According to TMZ, Kylie Jenner dumped Tyga when she got home from Australia and saw her statutory rapist in a fresh light. Also, her mom showed her the numbers. It just wasn’t working.

It’s unclear what Tyga will do now since everything he has or owns or consumes is paid for by the Kardashian syndicate. Racism makes it very difficult for a young black man with no education, no job skills, menacing tattoos, bad credit, illegitimate kids, and a criminal record for possessing an unlicensed tiger, to find a decent job. I’d recommend a myocardial infarction at a whorehouse in the Nevada desert. Unless you want to start growing tits and murder people on the PCH, that’s the only way back in.