Holly Holm Has a New Movie (VIDEO)

Fresh off face kicking Corky to the mat to take the UFC title, Holly Holm has a new movie coming out. Fight Valley. It’s about bare knuckle brawling chicks who get super bloody, make-out, then cry about children and relationships because even butch dykes can’t escape Satan’s hormones. Movies with title songs that actually have the name of the movie as their chorus are guaranteed horrible. The exception being James Bond films, although half of those are horrible too. Fight Valley might suck but it preaches the tried and true values of loyalty, commitment, and revenge killings. When does this come out and how do I take my disenfranchised nieces to see it to be inspired by strong women. Carly Fiorina and Hillary Clinton are just mouthy caricatures. Real women cry blood.