Miley Cyrus Nude With Strap On for Uncle Terry

Is it too much to call Miley Cyrus the Rosa Parks of marmoset faced sexuality? It’s hard not to find some level of admiration for Hannah Montana growing up into the poster child for mainstream pornography. Good girls are inherently boring. Chicks with strap ons who urge Terry Richardson to cover them with cum and decent lighting pen more interesting memoirs. She’s not sitting in a North Face tent on center campus demanding free tuition and Valtrex. I’m inspired to write her a nice Yelp review. Her pussy her choice. What are the options again? Get on the bus.

Photo Credit: Terry Richardson For Candy Magazine