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November 7, 2015 | crap around the web | editor | 0 Comments
Kris Jenner, the mother of literally all whores, is turning 60 and the Kardashian Klan is going all out. They are spending 2 million dollars to celebrate the fetid maw of a vagina that they all fell out of. The African-American people should sue Kris Jenner’s vagina for the spike in STD cases in their community but we all know black people can’t win in court.
Read all about their fuck off party. (TMZ)
Candice Swanepoel is topless and loving it. (Last Men On Earth)
Lea Seydoux shows off her yabbos in the Mr. Skin minute. (Egotastic All-Stars)
I’d like to show Daisy Ridley my lightsaber. (Drunken Stepfather)
I like watching fit ladies get sweaty, don’t you? (The Chive)
Lily Donaldson’s cleavage is out of control. (Hollywood Tuna)
Rumer Willis is a total butter face with that chin. (Popoholic)
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