American Apparel Cock Happy CEO Now Broke

The Canadian rich kid who founded American Apparel and had a solid multi-decade run at running his hands and dicks over young models now claims to be dead broke. It’s easy not to plan for your future when you can get away with so much epic bad shit in your present. Dov Charney is being sued by everybody who can find a lawyer now that the carrousel has stopped on his overpriced sexualized apparel for westside mall girls business. One day you’re running the hippest tawdry clothing company in America and asking underaged chicks in your office if they think your cock resembles a rocket ship the next you’re company is bankrupt and you’re down to your $10 million house and whatever money you squirreled away overseas because you’re a pervert, not an idiot. Life is like a box of chocolates. You can’t offer them to your guests after you’ve stuck your dick in them. It’s time to do the right thing. Sell the house and move to Bolivia with your fifteen year old girlfriend. Don’t let your lewdness and failures define you. Start a blog.