Heidi Klum Adding Ass

Halloween is a  time for Heidi Klum to escape the doldrum of being tall and hot and rich and having a young male fuck toy and eleven extremely well behaved kids or so the nanny reports indicate and just be somebody else for one night. Heidi’s going as some kind of enlarged ass and tit celebrity. Perhaps Nicki Minaj or maybe a Kardashian. If she dons black face we’ll hear about it everywhere but in the German papers. When you get so big selling sex that you can mock other people who sell sex you know you’ve arrived. That’s stone cold fahrvergnügen.

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