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October 28, 2015 | bikini | Lex Jurgen | 0 Comments
Everybody laments silicone Hollywood, but it pales in comparison to the disappointment in finally seeing an actress in a bikini and realizing she has no breasts. It’s like visiting the zoo when the lions are sleeping. You can tell me they’re there but I can’t see them. All I know is my kid is crying and this place smells like dung. It’s okay son, we can come back tomorrow and try again. The tits, not so much luck. In the meantime, here’s the sequel to a super mediocre movie. I don’t get why Seth Rogen keeps working either.
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