Kaley Cuoco Saw It Coming

According to friends of Kaley Cuoco, the Big Bang Theory actress wasn’t surprised by her recent divorce from her husband Ryan Sweeting after only 21 months of the kind of marriage gay marriage activists used to point to as heterosexual marriage fail. Those were good times. According to friends of Cuoco, the divorce was a long time coming, which is an odd thing to say of a year and a half marriage. Marrying a hunky professional tennis player seemed like a good idea when Cuoco polled her moist and happy vagina, but didn’t hold well when she realized his annual earnings were in the ten grand minus thirty-seven grand in travel expenses range

She realized she wants to be with a guy who has a job and is motivated. All of Ryan’s friends knew it was going to end bad

Sweeting was perfectly content to live off of his wife’s million dollars an episode sitcom cash. And why not? He did that hard work being born good looking and having great legs in tennis shorts. He used his charms to win himself a very successful actress and now he wants to do some light workouts and have lunch with his BFFs. Women wanted equality. Welcome to it. That Roman numeral wedding date tattoo removal is going to be a bitch.

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