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October 5, 2015 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen | 0 Comments
Elle Fanning has made several hundred movies I’ve never seen. She’s only seventeen but started at birth. They filmed her crowning with two men in the background weeping because their surrogate delivered them a perfect gay couple baby. Slap a gold laurel leaf on that movie one sheet. It’s easy to be jealous of Elle Fanning. She doesn’t even jog like most girls. You know what I’m talking about. If she’s that pale and never gets melanoma, we should probably clone her genetics and use them to fill in the Planned Parenthood eugenics valley. The sports bra seems superfluous but why nitpick. Your mile is almost over, sweetheart.
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