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September 29, 2015 | bikini | Lex Jurgen | 0 Comments
The Victoria’s Secret army of hyperventilating men in short sleeve dress shirts have captured two chicks from every nation to put aboard their hot vagina ark for when the rains come. Not rain, I meant raids, on their Southeast Asia stronghold where there is one-hundred percent employment among girls 8-12. Top that with your phony employment stats, Obama. I think these are professional models. They might also be vet tech majors at City College Fort Lauderdale who got caught in the tuna net. It doesn’t matter anymore. A modestly priced bikini isn’t going to make you young and fuckable again. Unless you’re already young and fuckable, in which case you probably have enough disposable cash to step up to a boutique bikini. My Discover card actually was accepted? Bikinis for all my friends! Ignore the ‘help’ signs subtlety woven into the crotch pads. Those crafty little scamps.
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