Emily Ratajkowski Is Past Being Just a Body

As is the natural progression of topless models to actress, Emily Ratajkowski is now insisting that the Blurred Lines video that made her famous is the ‘bane of her existence’.

When anyone comes up to me about ‘Blurred Lines,’ I’m like, are we seriously talking about a video from three years ago?

Right. Let’s talk about your clothed role in We Are Your Friends which set the mark for third worst box office opening ever for a major studio release.

Kate Upton no longer wants to be a sex symbol. The teen girl from Modern Family had her breasts shrunk because she was sick of all the staring. These women are trying to edit their origin stories after their first million in the bank. I don’t mind rappers disowning their hood past. The hood sucks. But enormous tits are a blessing from Jehovah. Much like heterosexual marriage and Tom Brady being unsuspended. Embrace your history.  Flash your tits, And shut the fuck up. You can choose the order. You are in control.