Josh Duggar To Scrub Away The Pain

Josh Duggar entered into a six month stay at Reformer’s Unanimous, a for profit rehab facility run by a bunch of his dad’s buddies, most likely the same one he was sent to after molesting his sisters once Jesus insisted nobody tell the cops. The facility offers several programs such as Pray Away The Gay and whitewash this wall in honor of your rape victims. If you’re looking at porn and trying to bang floozies you’re the least creepy guy here. Duggar will spend his time doing manual work, which cuts down on overhead, and praying for six months. If that doesn’t turn you into a fucking psycho after week two you’ve got problems. Odds he’s found hanging from a chandelier at the Hooters, high. Typically it’s a Motel Six and you’re in a rubber suit with a dead rentboy in the bathtub and a spiked dildo up your ass. See we’re making progress. Jim Bob should be glad he bought stock in Reformers Unanimous so he can buy his way out of Hell. Whatever that means. Now crack my fucking back, boy.

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