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August 28, 2015 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen | 0 Comments
Pasties have become big again as bras have disappeared and pop stars don’t want to lose their consumer brand advertisers. Pasties were first invented to make you wonder why you ever agreed to spend money in a Florida strip club. You can use pink hearts, yellow moons, or orange stars, you’re still fucking up what could’ve been a wonderful evening. Why did I pay $80 to see Rita Ora in concert again? No, not the fabulous stage decorations. Where do I go to get my dignity back?
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