Paula Deen On Dancing With The Stars

It probably wasn’t fair Paula Deen was fired from her TV gig and lost all her sponsors because she dropped the N Word sometime around Reconstruction. Also not fair to the general public that because she’s behind on house payments we’ll now have to watch her on Dancing With The Stars. Just give her a show where she pours butter into a pan and garnishes it with a sprig of parsley before chugging it as an aperitif. Nipples still aren’t allowed on TV but she’ll be squeezing her shoulder fat into a one piece in good taste. Deen always got a lot of heat for her Southern style dishes which promoted obesity which generally leads to racism. Now she’ll have to put her money where her mouth is. Watch Magda from Something About Mary shimmy around on the dance floor and you’ll think twice about her scalloped potato recipe. In fact honey I’m feeling a bit nauseous, let’s skip dinner tonight and go down on each other. Put a pineapple ring on my dick and I’ll stick an asparagus in you. So these are fruits and vegetables? Wild stuff.

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