Someone Else Gives Birth To Lucy Liu’s Baby

Lucy Liu posted a photo of her new baby on Instagram, Rockwell Llyod Liu. With a name like that he should be able to skirt the nationwide ban on bullying. Liu didn’t mention it, but her rep confirmed the baby was born via a surrogate mother who really wished she hadn’t dropped out of college. Where have you been all night and why do you smell like beer?

“I can confirm that Lucy Liu is the proud mother of Rockwell Lloyd Liu, brought into the world via gestational carrier. Mom and baby are healthy and happy.”

Since there would be no reason to suspect Lucy recovered from an illness simultaneously as the baby was born, it appears her agent is calling the surrogate mother the real mother. That would make Liu more of an egg donor/financial advisor. It’s unclear if Liu was unable to carry the child or just didn’t feel like losing the weight after. Give the little guy a tune up after the first 5,000 miles. Coke stays in your system for three days. I don’t trust a chick who gets pregnant and doesn’t make a run to Mexico with the kid. Actually nobody does. Hence, the ankle bracelet.

Photo Credit: Instagram