Justin Bieber Lookalike Is Missing

35-year old Tobias Strebel spent $100,000 in plastic surgery to look just like Justin Bieber. Which just goes to show that doctors have a hard time saying ‘no way, you’re fucking crazy’ in the face of cash money. Strebel never succeeded in looking like anything more than a pale imitation of Bieber, but just enough to keep him from climbing a bell tower and shooting civilians which was his backup plan if the surgery wasn’t available. Now Strebel has gone missing. He hasn’t been seen in four days in his West Hollywood abode where he spends the day combing his hair and hoping nobody looks into how exactly he secured the $100,000 for the botched plastic surgery. Strebel’s friends are concerned for his well-being. Not so concerned that they talked him out of massive disfigurement and psychotic celebrity stalking, but the kind of concern when you’re about to lose your only friend who’s ever been featured on a TLC show. He can’t possibly be that hard to spot. Hey, you seen a 6-foot tall Justin Bieber looking freak walk by?  If you’ve ever been to West Hollywood you’d know how pointless that question is.