Emily Ratajkowski Has the Power

Women with big milky breasts can do no wrong. I want to punch people in the offal organs who mock her looks because I hear her voice in my head telling me to do so. If that voice ever commands me to kill hookers, I could see going into double digits before any soul searching. If this chick were arrested for child porn and fucking boys across state lines, we’d all talk about how lucky those second graders were. You cry duck face, I’m diving in and making babies. Let’s see whose lineage is dominating this earth two hundred years from now when the planet is half a degree warmer and gluten has created a race of autistic sea bound creatures.

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