Jared Fogle’s Pants Dance Game

Subway removed a game from their website called Jared’s Pants Dance which allowed kids to use the now admitted pedophile’s pants to catch sandwiches to score points. Next time you feel like judging the Japanese take a look around. Jared may have lost 200 pounds eating sandwiches but that just goes to show that he is a grotesque enough man to lose 200 pounds by eating sandwiches. His body is an American flag with no wind. He’s not a picture of health to be aspired to, and his pants have caught reams of donuts and underage tail. Enough kids have played around with Jared’s pants. It’s time for him to sit in the pokey, preferably while playing Ray Rice’s Punch Out where kids learn the value of bringing their drunken spouses a sandwich or else. I know Fogle just got busted, but it was obvious what he was into. Look at his face. What the fuck, Subway? Eat fresh dick.

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