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August 14, 2015 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen | 0 Comments
Tyga flew Kylie Jenner to an out of the way spot in Mexico where the views on interracial sodomy atop the St. Guadalupe shrine in the public square are extremely liberal with the right amount of pesos. It’s a practical Catholicism. It’s the same place Doogie Howser took his husband after their vows were exchanged to test the theory that with true love, God will provide you with ass babies. It’s unclear how long the finally legal couple will remain fucking four times daily in Mexico, but the minute the pregnancy stick turns pink, expect Tyga to let Kylie know it isn’t working out and be on the next plane back to the U.S. to do whatever the fuck it is he does here. Single motherhood will look financially good on Kylie. Nobody loses when everybody’s a loser. Remember that when trying to figure out why you’re not fucking an eighteen year old stacked Armenian whore in Mexico this week.
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