Rick Ross Free To Roam

Rick Ross has come full circle in life, from a prison guard to a guy pretending to be a criminal to an actual criminal out on bail for pistol whipping his gardener and eventually to a dude getting liver punched by the same prison guards he used to eat Togo’s with in the break room. A judge ruled that Ross should be allowed to travel for work purposes while out on bail for the gardening dispute. He will have to wear an ankle bracelet and probably a girdle because he’s fat and notify his parole officer of his flight times. I’m no criminal but, book a gig in Miami. The connecting flight to Cuba is the next terminal over. If they can’t export fucking cigars I guarantee your fat ass is staying put. These ankle monitors work great! We can see exactly where he is in rural Belize. You’re looking at a few years and scary convicts don’t much like former prison guards. Plus, your blood pressure. Probable life sentence. Have some rum.

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