Christina Aguilera Making Moves

Christina Aguilera apparently got drunk and horny and went on Instagram and took a fairly tame topless selfie, or just decided to get into this game super late and boring. Aguilera’s selfie or possibly a screenshot lifted from Eyes Wide Shut shows her topless and covering her giant melons with her face obscured. It is taken from the Hubble:

“Just so you know with me, it’s all real, all the time. Felt like it was time to start sharing some personal stuff with you guys… And it’s just the beginning. Night night. X”

When did you turn into a spammy webcam girl’s Twitter account? Are you doing voiceovers for phone sex lines or are you fifteen and just learned how to talk dirty? Do I need to follow you immediately or just before I begin my afternoon masturbation schedule. Don’t be calling bluff, at this point we’re going to need some double penetration by Friday. Nice toiletries.

Photo Credit: Instagram