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August 7, 2015 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen | 0 Comments
Mariah Carey laid down seductively along Hollywood Boulevard as seismologists at Cal Tech traced their pencils over the peak lines and declared a 4.3. Carey deserved her star. Even before they started passing them out to every chick who had the hot pop song of the summer or was in the latest Marvel movie. Mariah Carey earned her fame the old fashioned way. She came to town on a bus, hustled for big fake tits money, and fucked an important music executive twice her age. Kids these days with their YouTubes and their Snapchat machines just don’t get it. This might be the last of the grand dames. Form a human bucket line. If she dries, she dies.
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